Rebecca Black Lets Me Know That Yes, I Do Still Have a Chance of Having a Music Career

13 03 2011

And I thought I couldn’t stand Justin Bieber’s music.

Holy shit this takes the cake as one of the worst songs I’ve heard in a long while.

And, yes, even Kim Kardashian’s lifeless lyrics in her recent song “Jam” are WAY better by comparison… that’s saying something.

The song is called “Friday” by Rebecca Black… whoever the hell she is.

Her rhyme scheme is more of a shitstorm than a rhyme scheme really.

“I got this, you got this, my friend is to my right.”

“We we we we we so excited.”

“Yesterday was Thursday. Today it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards.”

No shit, Sherlock. And somehow this has over 800,000 views.

And Usher on the track. What?

People, if you ever thought that you couldn’t make it in a certain profession because you just weren’t talented enough… trust me, you can suck majorly like this girl and still do SOMETHING relevant.

Although in her case, you’re really gonna have to put a definition on the word “relevant.”

I have no appreciation for the word and day Friday any longer.

And honestly, the comically slowed down version sounds better.

Good lord.

Any record labels looking to sign a white rapper with below average lyrics and delivery?

If so, I’m the guy you’re looking for.

FUN FUN FUN

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Teaser trailer released for ‘The Hangover Part II’… Let the anticipation begin

24 02 2011

In 2009, ‘The Hangover’ was arguably one of the best comedies of the past decade.

Now, with the upcoming sequel ‘The Hangover Part II’ set to drop on May 26th, the first look at the new movie was released today.

A teaser trailer was put up on YouTube… and it seems that some serious shenanigans are going down in Bangkok following the wedding of Ed Helms’ character, Stu.

It even looks like Mike Tyson’s presence will indeed be felt on one of our protaganists’ face again, but this time, it won’t be via a right hook to Zach Galifianakis’ dome, it’ll be to Ed Helms’ face with Tyson’s iconic and moronic facial tattoo right around the left eye.

However, as much as I hate to say it, with all the ridiculously high expectations, I think The Hangover 2 is bound to be a disappointment. It’s extremely hard to top what the original did.

Mike Tyson’s great cameo and sucker punch of Zach Galifianakis.

Ken Jeong’s hilarious naked performance and great one-liners.

Basically all the crazy sh*t that happened… it all was too good and too funny.

I mean how can you top that?

I hope I’m wrong but either way, I’m forking out some cash to see it.