Rebecca Black Lets Me Know That Yes, I Do Still Have a Chance of Having a Music Career

13 03 2011

And I thought I couldn’t stand Justin Bieber’s music.

Holy shit this takes the cake as one of the worst songs I’ve heard in a long while.

And, yes, even Kim Kardashian’s lifeless lyrics in her recent song “Jam” are WAY better by comparison… that’s saying something.

The song is called “Friday” by Rebecca Black… whoever the hell she is.

Her rhyme scheme is more of a shitstorm than a rhyme scheme really.

“I got this, you got this, my friend is to my right.”

“We we we we we so excited.”

“Yesterday was Thursday. Today it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards.”

No shit, Sherlock. And somehow this has over 800,000 views.

And Usher on the track. What?

People, if you ever thought that you couldn’t make it in a certain profession because you just weren’t talented enough… trust me, you can suck majorly like this girl and still do SOMETHING relevant.

Although in her case, you’re really gonna have to put a definition on the word “relevant.”

I have no appreciation for the word and day Friday any longer.

And honestly, the comically slowed down version sounds better.

Good lord.

Any record labels looking to sign a white rapper with below average lyrics and delivery?

If so, I’m the guy you’re looking for.

FUN FUN FUN

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You Forgot Blueberries

27 02 2011

I can’t get enough of this video.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as I did the first time I watched this video.

The minute lead-up to it is completely worth it.

The slow motion just kills me.

This was posted just about two years back and now has more than 3.6 million views.

I feel bad for laughing but how can you not after the slow motion?

Just like how The Situation forever changed my opinion of the word “situation”, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to hear the word “blueberry” without thinking of that little girl bowl-smacking herself as she falls off her stool.

I’ll never forget the blueberries ever again.